A relationship and Indian wedding portal by Shaadi.com
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles."
"She did." he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're real lucky, mine's still alive."