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 A Tapori's Classified - by - Anonymous
Apun Pakia ! Umar 30 saal, wajan 80 kilo aur 5 1/2 phoot height kya, poora kasrat body! Abhi wo bole to, kya hai na apun ko bhi life me settle hone ko maangta, isiliye yeh adverteezment. Apun paper me chaap riye la hai. Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai, bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai, magar kya hai naa baap, apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me! Apun ko bhi public shaadi-bia me bolati hai woh bhi izzat se! Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai. Buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kon nahi pita yaar. Akkha bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai.

Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai. Bole to aikdam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam patakha. Thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga kion ke saala yeh kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log ka haath pair jodna padta hai. Apun jo hai na shaadi ke baad aik dam sudhar jaayinga iman se. Apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori bayinga. Bole to Tapori Doctor, Tapori computer waala aur bhi bohat kuch. Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line nahi denga. Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki phamily ka lafda nahi maangta hai. Han bole to kabab me haddi nahi ban ne ka kya! Koi saala beech mein aayenga to uska game baja dalenga.

Abhi yeh sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka kya!

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